boring and easily amused
Beat the 2nd Boss
Dash more than 100 times
Launch more than 20 rockets
Collect more than 100 diamonds
You got your face smashed in by a zombe-stick! Oh noes!
The fire gem imbued new powers into your sword!
You got special gem that gives your blade special fire powers and stuff
You were all like, "GET OVER HERE!!" -and then- "SLASH!!"
You were blown apart by a fiery fire-ball of doom and destruction!